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Jun 02

lanascott64m:

It’s awesome

I can’t get enough of this video

#follow for more pictures 

Jun 02
comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.
if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.

if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

Jun 02

Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →

best-of-funny:

lord-kitschener:

r0bertbrowniejr:

Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.

She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it. 

However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.” 

My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.

Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)

“Ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Best. Explanation. Ever. 


Jun 02
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Jun 02
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If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell.

Jun 02

laughcentre:

if you scream bloody mary in your mirror at 3am

your mum’s going to wake up and tell you to shut the fuck up

Jun 02

withadeduction:

Never not to reblog.

Jun 02
thatdanishchick:

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:


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Because some information brokers marry bodyguards
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Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears
Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals
Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives
Because some Hunters Marry Angels
Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes
Because some Doctors marry Masters
Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys
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thatdanishchick:

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

Because some chocoholics marry albinos

Because some information brokers marry bodyguards

Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives

Because some spiders marry dogs

Because some demons marry reapers

Because some countries marry other countries

Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears

Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder

Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals

Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives

Because some Hunters Marry Angels

Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes

Because some Doctors marry Masters

Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys

Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists

Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.

Because some art-thieves marry NATO-majors.

Because some science-bros marry other science-bros.

Because some dominatrices marry girls who do post-mortems.

Jun 01

REBLOG this if you’re a female! <3

the-stench-of-that-impala:

mikeanapple:

beautiifulbarbie:

Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)

Hi

Everyone on tumblr is considered female untill proven male.

Jun 01
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